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THAT WORD - I do not think it means what you think it means


TAGS: inigo montoya word think means princess bride mandy patinkin
Rating: 3.28/5

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Claire - December 13, 2009, 6:24 pm
I always make good points lol. I thought I had confused Inigo's lines or something.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 6:01 pm
Claire makes a good point.
Claire - December 13, 2009, 5:53 pm
OHHH inconceivable. Then you shoulda had a picture of the other guy. Don't confuse me like that.
GreyScorpion - December 13, 2009, 5:29 pm
You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm
Damn you GS!...You killed my father! Prepare to die!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm
Inconceivable!
GreyScorpion - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm
Inconceivable
Claire - December 13, 2009, 5:16 pm
What word? Inigo Montoya?


SEGWAY ROUGH RIDERS - Where is your Emperor-God now?!




MAWWIAGE - It's what bwings us togevah today.


TAGS: mawwiage princess bride
Rating: 2.83/5

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Anonymous - November 14, 2008, 5:53 pm
Wuv... twue wuv...


BRAVERY - Don't ever question the bravery of a soldier


TAGS: soldier fugly bride
Rating: 4.34/5

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Brokor - February 1, 2013, 2:49 pm
It's not his bravery I would question, only his eyesight.
nextera686 - February 10, 2012, 6:28 pm
Super funny if said "solider" was acctually in the millitary. He is an ROTC caddet. you can tell by the circle rank and ROTC pins on his lappel. Just sayin
pcat - February 10, 2012, 6:14 pm
just your average military spouse.....should post this to militarylulz aslo
Demo33 - June 14, 2011, 5:33 pm
The medal on the right is for losing his eyesight in the line of battle, the one on the left is for fulfilling his duty of 'cannon fodder',


SWEET RIDE -


TAGS: avatar sweet ride bird taroc
Rating: 2.85/5

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Claire - December 23, 2009, 2:46 pm
Epic movie, awesome poster.


WEDDING INVITATION -




WHAT I HEARD -


TAGS: rider on a pale horse
Rating: 4.81/5

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Greeny - January 16, 2016, 6:59 am
And R.S. Jake
nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 9:58 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jzZ4wSQogY
R.S.Jake - August 15, 2011, 10:22 am
Wow! The fact that this has received so many votes can only mean there are more poor bastages out there than I thought! :) Thanks guys! Stay stong!
Thunderstrike - August 14, 2011, 2:50 pm
that's sort of like my sister in law staying here for almost two months I still wake up screaming....
ICEMAN - August 13, 2011, 12:03 am
Ahhh yes, the voice of experience. 5 old school poodles fer ya Jake.
crankyhead - August 12, 2011, 10:34 pm
5pectacular
champ99 - August 12, 2011, 5:35 pm
Too bad I can only vote once. mega mother in law5


NEVER FORGET - I'm proud to be an American where at least I know I'm free, And I won't forget the men who died




DRINK TILL SHE'S CUTE - but stop before the wedding!


TAGS: fugly bride
Rating: 3.13/5

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Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 11:53 am
So that's what the clown from Spawn looks like without the makeup.


RIDE YOUR BIKE -


TAGS: ride your bike burns fat
Rating: 4.47/5

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Budog - March 28, 2012, 3:51 pm
That's what you get for not wearing your tinfoil helmet! But at least I don't always use my powers for pure evil intent, well sometimes...
spypengen - March 28, 2012, 9:30 am
I feel the need to ride my bike...Curse you subliminal messageing
Budog - March 27, 2012, 4:28 am
I love peddling my ass all over town...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 26, 2012, 7:40 pm
It also increases your health and totaly s*@ews the establishment :D


WAITING FOR THE PERFECT MAN - Never compromise your standards. Because you deserve nothing but the best.


TAGS: perfect bride deserving
Rating: 4.83/5

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carebear - March 27, 2012, 1:13 pm
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 26, 2012, 5:19 pm

5 teary-eyed Ls for all the women out there waiting eternally for Mr. Right. (I settled for Mr. Right NOW and have never been sorry for a second that I married him, warts and all~~I have a thousand or so of my own, ya' know.)


BRIDES - Always look their best on their Wedding Day




LIFE - get used to disappointment




PRIDE -


TAGS: pride assignment calender deadly sins epic hammy
Rating: 4.84/5

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Aurielius - October 21, 2015, 9:50 am
What I see is respect that transcends disability or infirmity.
jameswnash - September 23, 2010, 9:13 pm
Well played in my humble opinion
Hawamleh - September 23, 2010, 5:53 pm
You Know A Pic Could Express A Lot Of Things, It's Just How You see It. and if you don't think it deserves a five, then don't give it a five, dont feel obligated cause its on the run i appreciate true Opinions and criticism
AdmiralAckbar - September 23, 2010, 4:34 pm
I see respect not pride
Hawamleh - September 23, 2010, 3:56 pm
I Know, It's A Play Of Words, Not Litteral.
Cloudchaser - September 23, 2010, 9:42 am
The kind of Pride that the 7 Deadly Sins refers to is being full of one's self.
Hawamleh - September 23, 2010, 8:47 am
Thanks Aggy :)
agdaniele - September 22, 2010, 10:26 pm
Very moving picture... that could easily have been ruined... very well captioned.
Hawamleh - September 22, 2010, 4:54 pm
You'd Laugh If I Told You Where I Found It, The Literal Anus Of the Webs.. Thanks though :D
Faceplant31 - September 22, 2010, 4:49 pm
The pic alone is worth 5L. Nice one hammy


YOU KILLED MY FATHER -


TAGS: 6 fingers princess bride
Rating: 4.41/5

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Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 2:06 pm
Who's to say the words are being spoken by the same person having their hands X-rayed, Jparkerb? This is just a picture of an X-ray, not a whole scene.
Jparkerb - February 2, 2012, 5:39 pm
Plus...It wasn't Inigow who had 6 fingers. It was the man that killed his father. And they were only on his left hand also.., do your research
Airman - January 6, 2012, 4:57 pm
check the Tags
FreeGunsForAll - January 4, 2012, 6:07 pm
You forgot "you killed my father".
Greeny - January 3, 2012, 7:20 pm
lol


LIVE YOUR LIFE -


TAGS: princess bride life death
Rating: 4.97/5

More motifakes by Airman

Yorick - September 3, 2012, 9:17 am
Too true.
Airman - August 9, 2011, 7:02 pm
glad it touched a nerve
GySgt1811 - August 9, 2011, 12:48 pm
Wonderful. 45 years this Saturday. Panel 5 is the saddest choice; panel 6 -We've won!
Greeny - August 9, 2011, 6:58 am
Who can look at thi5 and not FEEL it?
Verdeckt - August 9, 2011, 3:02 am
Frackin' am5ome!


BIKING IN UPPER MICHIGAN - Forgot my damn helmet. Gotta turn back.


TAGS: helmet bike cliff rider
Rating: 5/5

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Yorick - September 15, 2012, 12:22 am
Never been up that way, yet. They say you can't get there from here ;)
tellitlikeitis - March 20, 2012, 9:06 pm
Great one ughomer!


MARRIAGE - It is so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.


TAGS: marriage bride groom happy forever
Rating: 4.76/5

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EmilioDumphque - January 24, 2012, 7:33 pm
You should attribute your quotes. This one if from Rita Rudner


HUMAN EVOLUTION - Go ride right now!




RIDER KICK - Trust me. You don't wanna catch that in the nuts!


TAGS: kamen mask masked rider senshi sentai super kaiju tokusatsu
Rating: 2.16/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2009, 1:48 pm
If he's 10 maybe Zed will be his friend?
TheTrashHeap - July 31, 2009, 1:46 pm
strange?
TheTrashHeap - July 31, 2009, 1:39 pm
Starane that after all the threats you still make posters Dullford? Posters that completely miss the point of the site (Motifake the de-motivational poster community). If you are a ten year old please let us know.
bOB cHIN - July 31, 2009, 11:12 am
If you have some personal experience that you need to share...


DINO RIDERS - Because the Dinosaurs were too badass to be taken out by a space rock...




CLARITY. - THE MOMENT YOU REALISE YOU'VE RUINED YOUR LIFE.


TAGS: married wedding bride groom husband
Rating: 4.55/5

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GaryO - February 17, 2012, 3:19 pm
that'5 a LOL


ANTONYM -


TAGS: antonym burqa fugly bride
Rating: 3.42/5

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steph1 - March 20, 2011, 1:30 pm
LOL - scream mask or real - the girl on her side is definitely not faint-hearted
Reality Lord - March 20, 2011, 1:20 pm

i might be wrong but traditionally the burka was to be worn only by the most beautiful women. at first glance i thought this girl was wearing a "scream" mask.


This Tall -


TAGS: tall hitler mercedes ride
Rating: 3.38/5

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Player_Meyer - October 19, 2009, 5:44 am
Legendary poster!
LogicDude - October 30, 2008, 12:22 pm
Do you want to ride in my Mercedes boy? Mercedes...M-m-m-m-m-mercedes!


YOU CAN'T HIDE - WHAT'S INSIDE. And that white dress isn't fooling anyone either!




LESBIAN PRIDE -


TAGS: lesbian pride obama
Rating: 3.11/5

More motifakes by ronsart

raygun505 - October 21, 2011, 12:57 am
Retarded
TED - March 19, 2010, 3:11 pm
2 outs, one to go.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 28, 2009, 11:31 am
This was nothing, Have you been to Pat's place? Under "Reports" check the "most commented on" category. Welcome [email protected]! (I think I'll call you [email protected] BTW)
DreMagnum - October 28, 2009, 11:08 am
It looked like it was going to be a flame war, and then ZZIIINGG,.....boobs
Grim [email protected] - October 28, 2009, 10:57 am
My got this was a strange conversation.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2009, 7:53 pm
Ed appointed Me Czar and you quality control, So the way I see it .....you shall inspect and bring the finest ones to me...I like firm and perky. No Fakes!!!!
Ed-Hyde - August 20, 2009, 3:28 pm
Well, those would fail inspection. Hmm, sounds like a good FAILURE poster.
CANADA - August 20, 2009, 2:47 pm
no no no, just the imperfect ones. the to .5% of them will save me the old*shudder*the moobs(eww) and the old moobs *double shudder*
Ed-Hyde - August 20, 2009, 2:41 pm
Are you really passing up the opportunity to inspect boobs??
CANADA - August 20, 2009, 2:18 pm
i'll get rich off others (can i call that hard) work
CANADA - August 20, 2009, 2:17 pm
Hey Moo+, up for the job? I'll let you inspect away and I'll only claim the top .5%. we'll run this like a true government
CANADA - August 20, 2009, 2:12 pm
hey if im a politition i need an assistant because we all know politions do F-all for themselves except take the best of the best
CANADA - August 20, 2009, 2:10 pm
I from a town named by a french guy but its not french.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2009, 12:19 pm
Remember....He's French Canadian....He'll deny It.
Ed-Hyde - August 20, 2009, 12:18 pm
Oh sure, video will suffice. Oh, the tweaking and burns are limited to Canada, crap, I'm screwed.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2009, 12:13 pm
I can provide pics....will that do?......CANADA is from a French town and I fear Painful tweaking or cigarette burns........
Ed-Hyde - August 20, 2009, 12:11 pm
I dunno, Canada would have to inspect them. That's the job y'know. Like most politicians, I'll leave that vague enough that Man Boobs count. Sorry Canada, dem's da breaks.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2009, 12:08 pm
YaY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm boob czar......do mine count?
Ed-Hyde - August 20, 2009, 12:07 pm
Oh, didn't know that was official yet. Yes, in fact, you can be Boob Czar, Culo for AssCzar, and Cubby for HideYourChildren Czar. Canada is Boob Quality Control, of course.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2009, 12:05 pm
Jalford is banned ...can I have his boobs?
Ed-Hyde - August 20, 2009, 12:04 pm
In the first 90 days of my prezzidizzy, I will give every motifaker free boobs for life! Except Jalford
CANADA - August 20, 2009, 8:16 am
Ed-Hyde for Prez!!!Ed-Hyde!Ed-Hyde!Ed-Hyde!
Ed-Hyde - August 20, 2009, 7:51 am
I'll further ruin the perfectly good poster with a comment. Why on earth does the government CARE?? Either A. Marriage is religious, so they should stfu. or B. its a contract, in which case their sexual preference isn't an issue.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:56 pm
Then why did he say on 16 Aug 08 "I believe that marriage is the union between a man and a woman"? Sounds like he supports Prop 8 to me. What say you, Lena?
Lena - August 19, 2009, 10:18 pm
YEAH! Obama was against the passing of prop h8te!
LogicDude - August 12, 2009, 12:05 pm
ZZZIIINNNGGG!!!
Narutarded - August 12, 2009, 5:50 am
Okay, glitch defeated. Now back to our regularly scheduled MotiFakes...
Narutarded - August 12, 2009, 5:49 am
Hello...? Testing...? 36DD-24-36...?
CANADA - August 11, 2009, 10:59 am
cool, Britons got a new look!
motifake - August 11, 2009, 9:09 am

Hi Naru, ummm Briton? Naru? AAAaahhhh... come to the forum and explain the glitch
Briton of Rose - August 11, 2009, 8:51 am
WTF is this glitch doing back? I thought we killed it!
Briton of Rose - August 11, 2009, 8:50 am
Thank you, Ron, and may dozens of naked co-eds dance through your dreams. 5/5


EX WIFE VISIT -


TAGS: exwife new ride
Rating: 4.88/5

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NotoriousGIL - May 11, 2011, 3:00 pm
5weet
Produceman117 - May 11, 2011, 8:37 am
Airwoman. 5.


U.S.A.F F-15 EAGLE - You can run, but you can't hide when I am coming at you at MACH 2.5!!!




BRIDAL GARTER SHOT - Nooooooo.., no no no no no no... Its quite OK, we will pass on that one thanks... Lets move on to the cutting of the cake...


TAGS: garter wedding bride groom stocking
Rating: 3.88/5

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Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 11:15 pm
Yikes! It looks like all the extra she's eaten came off his plate! If she doesn't starve him to death in the first three months, there's always rolling over in bed. He looks to frail to lift his own body, much less hers.
Tarapin - August 21, 2011, 10:08 pm
Why cut it, just give her the whole thing
Cubbybear - July 19, 2010, 1:20 pm
Keep up the good work. You're getting there.


A STAR WARS THEMED WEDDING... - Notice anything missing at this event?


TAGS: star wars wedding no bride
Rating: 4.37/5

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Anonymous2 - June 3, 2010, 11:58 pm
Sorry, but I can't seem to find the droids. Anytime I go looking, some old greybeard tells me they're not there.


MY NAME IS JUAN PABLO MONTOYA -




GHOST RIDER YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG -




INCONCEIVABLE - I Don't Think It Means What You Think It Means




PRIDE - The satisfaction of knowing that you're raising your son the right way


TAGS: pride hooters boobs babies awesome
Rating: 4.86/5

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Iconoclast - November 22, 2011, 12:26 pm
And the kid knows that they belong to him for the foreseeable future.....


THEY'RE GAINING ON US -


TAGS: princess bride
Rating: 4/5

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Airman - August 5, 2011, 11:55 am
not when it's an exact quote from The Princess Bride
440wakeup - August 4, 2011, 11:16 pm
so we don't add jesus or awesome anywhere in this motifake.


JEW-DEER -


TAGS: reindeer day jewish pride oy it is just savvy
Rating: 3.75/5

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Untamedfifty - July 7, 2010, 10:00 pm
boy i tell ya id drop that one like a rock
agdaniele - December 22, 2009, 7:48 pm
Oh stop, rerun... you're giving me nachas!
rerun - December 22, 2009, 12:59 am

schvitzing? Oh, what a schmedric you are,,,,who knew?
agdaniele - December 22, 2009, 12:15 am
5L
agdaniele - December 22, 2009, 12:15 am
You want they should make with the schvitzing?


DIE - Prepare to do it


TAGS: princess bride die dying prepare
Rating: 2.86/5

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Cubbybear - February 4, 2009, 6:33 pm
Oh well...he tried...good effort


MARRIAGE - Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. ~Oscar Wilde


TAGS: wilde brides marriage
Rating: 5/5

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Derek - November 29, 2010, 6:00 pm
Oscar would say that wouldn't he?


U.S. MARINES - Taking care of each other in life, taking care of each other after. Thank you.


TAGS: marines usmc pride honor thank you
Rating: 3.54/5

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Sean - July 13, 2009, 10:49 pm
*psychosexual (hey, poster! me)
Sean - July 13, 2009, 10:48 pm
If this is your idea of blowing a Marine, you've probably just disappointed a lot of Marines -- or 1 in 10, anyway, assuming that they are not a psychosocially anomalous sub-population.


SAMUEL WHITTEMORE -


TAGS: hero warrior american pride cubby
Rating: 4.58/5

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Derek - January 16, 2011, 7:07 pm
I wonder which side he was on?
Iconoclast - January 14, 2011, 11:58 pm
5 musket rounds for you. I looked him up, very interesting. The OFFICIAL Hero of the State of Massachusetts.
raga7 - January 14, 2011, 11:23 pm
a hero among men


NAME TAGS - Let other people know what you're all about




COURAGEOUS -


TAGS: lion man pride burning anger
Rating: 4.87/5

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TheOne - October 27, 2012, 5:10 pm
Approved. 5L.


OPPORTUNITY -




COUGARS - They won't stop at anything to get fresh meat.


TAGS: fresh meat cougar bride groom
Rating: 4.53/5

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Marlfox - December 23, 2010, 12:17 pm
you know it


BIGAMY - “Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.” Oscar Wilde


TAGS: wedding bride wife husband marriage
Rating: 3/5

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HAHA - April 14, 2009, 10:19 pm
That one bitch has some nice legs. Love white stockings.
Crunk - March 30, 2009, 11:00 pm
Gay Test - this guy passed, Oscar Wilde failed
ZenMaster - December 13, 2008, 3:18 am
Not with them... They're twins, only one mother-in-law.
Scorpio7 - November 8, 2008, 7:07 am
Gotta love them Mormons!
RnR - October 11, 2008, 5:16 am
not to mention the number of mothers-in-law...


R.O.U.S.'S - I don't think they exist.




FACEBOOK - Make parents proud one post at a time.




American Land -


TAGS: pride america usa patriotism honor
Rating: 4.29/5

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Thedge - October 20, 2014, 8:02 pm
Vanner. Watched it. There's a tear in my beer. Thank you. That was the America I grew up in. Seriously, thank you.
Vanner - October 13, 2014, 11:23 am
Lol, plenty places in the world have as much if not more freedom. Might have been a show but Bill Pulman said it best: http://youtu.be/eVwUphZ37Ww
GaryO - October 13, 2014, 10:02 am
amen, brother


PROUD PARENTS - Every time this Picture is viewed, his mother cuts her wrists a little deeper


TAGS: pride proud ginger gangster kid how to make your parents cry
Rating: 2.92/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 2, 2012, 9:59 am
There is a problem with your statement R.S.Jake... the braces might cause the projectile to ricochet...
R.S.Jake - January 26, 2010, 4:20 pm
Only if he puts it in mouth and pulls the trigger.
rerun - January 20, 2010, 8:12 pm

you really wnat to give a kid with that facial expression a real gun?
CANADA - January 20, 2010, 8:06 pm
that's just a bb gun


FOIL MY RIDE - So you wanna be a player? But your wheels aint fly? Theres nothing some foil cant fix...


TAGS: foil my ride lol player gangster thewiceman
Rating: 2.78/5

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Hasbunmb - February 13, 2010, 6:39 am
Mythbusters already disproved the whole "foil, radar gun" thing...sorry.
TheWiceMan - December 23, 2009, 4:34 pm
Why the fuck would someone use a speed-radar on a bike?
agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 10:33 pm
Foil on the wheels keeps the speed-radar from getting an accurate read, moron.


SCHOOL BUS - "Don't worry mama, your kids will be safe."




MAIL ORDER BRIDES - I Wonder If They Are Recyclable?




MARRIAGE -


TAGS: ass butt girl bride groom
Rating: 2.92/5

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Clint - May 26, 2009, 7:05 pm
Nah, it's the father of the bride. One Lion.


LOOK ME IN THE EYE - and tell me you've never wanted to ride me, not even once




HELLO THERE SIR - I couldn't help but notice you honking at me. Is there something you'd like to discuss?




SELF-ESTEEM -


TAGS: life time human nature joke sin pride sea star rock fail
Rating: 3.55/5

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spacedog - October 20, 2009, 5:21 pm
Well done. 5L.


MAIL ORDER BRIDE FROM ASIA - Next time, make sure you mention female and human.




THANKSGIVING - Either she wanted her turkey really fresh or her husband-to-be had better watch his step.


TAGS: thanksgiving holiday bride turkey gun
Rating: 4.64/5

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maoworks2 - November 22, 2011, 4:39 pm
I'll Have Some White Meat, Please


SHE STANDS ALONE -


TAGS: bride wedding alone sad feeling
Rating: 4.4/5

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spacedog - July 25, 2012, 10:14 pm
That's quite the response Emilio. Hopefully it means you like it.
EmilioDumphque - July 25, 2012, 5:04 pm
I ran out of gas. I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT!
spacedog - July 19, 2012, 8:53 pm
Thanks pickleviper.
pickleviper - July 19, 2012, 5:25 pm
Total frikkin poetry, spacedog. 5L all day long.


I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT DAMN COP - He made me ride in the back seat when I clearly called out shotgun !




PHOTOBOMB - What was that girl in blue thinking???


TAGS: culos photobomb bridesmaid blue dress
Rating: 4.17/5

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agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 1:14 pm
You can after a few glasses of champagne.
Donkasaurus - December 4, 2010, 1:02 pm
I love this poster...I dont love an underage maid of honor. ;)
rerun - December 4, 2010, 11:08 am

well, great minds...
culos - December 4, 2010, 11:05 am
Spoken like a true Greybeard :-)
rerun - December 4, 2010, 11:03 am

At this age...if I were single I don't think the virgin experience is waht I would want. I like a woman who knows herself & what she likes/wants.
culos - December 4, 2010, 11:01 am
What he said....for some reason my ex didn't appreciate it when I told her, she thought her sister was a saint
rerun - December 4, 2010, 10:56 am

I met one who did, but when I was done...she didn't.
culos - December 4, 2010, 10:53 am
Never knew one that had the right to wear white.....
rerun - December 4, 2010, 10:50 am

worn
rerun - December 4, 2010, 10:50 am

well....the bride really shouldn't have wron white
culos - December 4, 2010, 10:44 am
Sounds like you were there. Care to elaborate?
rerun - December 4, 2010, 10:21 am

They purchased a roll of the dark blue, the one in light blue was last to be fitted, only had enough dark blue left to make her belt.
GreyScorpion - December 4, 2010, 9:13 am
looks like the horse be scopen' da azz on that bridesmaid and thinkin'about a lap or two round her track


PRIDE GOETH BEFORE A FALL - Pain and looking like a dumbass cometh immediately after.




TRIDENT - Nobody ever pays me in gum.




WHAT EVERY BRIDE THINKS ON HER WEDDING DAY. - This is the Last Time I Have To Be Nice, Kiss, Be Respectful, Have Sex, Or Touch A Man.


TAGS: bride groom wife husband
Rating: 5/5

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Rudedog - February 5, 2013, 11:44 pm
Certainly last beej
MissPriss - February 5, 2013, 3:44 pm
Yeah that's what we think...reality stinks! teehee nice 5L poster


THE BATMOBILE - The Prototype Just Didn't Measure Up.




PRIDE - no matter how big you are you're never to big to ask for a little help


TAGS: pride
Rating: 4.82/5

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Bull - March 21, 2011, 3:00 pm
Does anyone else find this ironic?
ICEMAN - March 21, 2011, 2:07 pm
Mein Gott! TTH & I are in agreement. ;) What it boils down to is this, if you wish to go through life having people believe you are semi-illiterate because you cannot convey your ideas properly, that is your choice.
TheTrashHeap - March 21, 2011, 11:00 am
grammar *and spelling
TheTrashHeap - March 21, 2011, 10:59 am
Its not a debate, its a fact. These are not subjective answers here folks. There is only one right way to use certain words. Its not up for debate. The more we ignore grammar spelling, the more we lose our ability to communicate properly.
MilDoc - March 21, 2011, 10:54 am
I love too read all the grammer debates! They are to funny!
TheTrashHeap - March 21, 2011, 10:54 am
"never TOO big TO ask for a little help" "Too" is for "too much". "To" is for "go to" This is like you're and your except even simpler. Grade school kids learn this!
culos - March 21, 2011, 7:07 am
to big or not to big, that's the question
5150monkeylove - March 21, 2011, 6:34 am
spelling error now = grammar error?
agdaniele - March 21, 2011, 12:11 am
easy, guyfox.... we've been quiet for a long time, but there is still a strong underground grammar/spelling nazi presence here. Lot of card-carrying members.
guyfox - March 21, 2011, 12:03 am
you know what we do to grammar nazis around here you've been here longer than me
ICEMAN - March 20, 2011, 11:00 pm
too |tu| - adverb - 1 [as submodifier ] to a higher degree than is desirable, permissible, or possible; excessively : - he was driving too fast | he wore suits that seemed a size too small for him | you're never 'too' big to ask for help
guyfox - March 20, 2011, 10:28 pm
that's more of a grammar issue in which I think I used it right
Mahomygod - March 20, 2011, 10:07 pm
the clue is in the comment. :P
guyfox - March 20, 2011, 10:02 pm
did he think I meant to say ride
5150monkeylove - March 20, 2011, 9:47 pm
I can't find the spelling fail either. Spacing and flow are a little off, but I still love it! 5L
guyfox - March 20, 2011, 6:48 pm
what did I spell wrong?
ICEMAN - March 20, 2011, 6:44 pm
In spite of the spelling fail, I 'too' give it a 5.
agdaniele - March 20, 2011, 4:52 pm
well done, guy.
MPsniper - March 20, 2011, 4:07 pm
reminds me of a scene from "bridges at toko-ri".


HUBRIS - –noun: excessive pride or self-confidence; There's enough here that I think a rainbow is coming out of my ass.


TAGS: pride hubris
Rating: 4.06/5

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Wily - September 17, 2010, 11:40 pm
I don't think we're in Kansas anymore....This is "somewhere over the rainbow".
agdaniele - September 17, 2010, 9:53 pm
5L - great caption on this picture, akak!
agdaniele - September 17, 2010, 9:53 pm
His sheilds are down... commence attack on the meth star!
ICEMAN - September 17, 2010, 9:48 pm
You need to cut back on the Skittles.


IN SOME SITUATIONS - It's best NOT to hyphenate your name


TAGS: situations hyphenate name marriage weddings bride groom
Rating: 3.66/5

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LogicDude - June 17, 2009, 9:22 am
Yeah, I always cry at weddings too.
iburnpeoplewearingkilts - June 17, 2009, 2:00 am
Oh man I was crying when i read this. Bravo.


VICTORY KISS - “Since the invention of the kiss, there have only been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind.” (The Princess Bride)


TAGS: passion kiss victory princess bride
Rating: 3.11/5

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Iconoclast - June 23, 2010, 3:21 pm
The nurse in the photo was Edith Shain who died at the age of 91 on June 20, 2010. There is a statue of the kiss along the waterfront in San Diego.
mhpr262 - December 28, 2009, 4:29 pm
interesting story behind the pic, too. Nobody knew who these two people were for decades, their identities were discovered just a few years ago. Was an article in a newspaper in Germany.
CANADA - August 12, 2009, 11:05 am
k thanks. i like some of these they were done well
spacedog - August 12, 2009, 10:46 am
This isn't anonymous either, canada. Doofenshmirtz posted it. There is a glitch in the create program. Look on the "newest" thumb screen.
CANADA - August 12, 2009, 10:42 am
why did you post this without a name?


PLEASE MTV - PIMP MY RIDE


TAGS: ride
Rating: 2.62/5

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Laevian - May 23, 2012, 1:41 pm
Dacia FTW !


PRIDE - sometimes it has to be swallowed


TAGS: gay pride swallow soccer players oral
Rating: 1.18/5

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motifake - October 28, 2009, 12:05 am

Clobbered for vote fraud


Horizons -


TAGS: summertime ride arlo guthrie
Rating: 5/5

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Airman - August 1, 2013, 6:14 pm
*into looks like my Sunday outfits
Airman - August 1, 2013, 5:58 pm
coming in Los Angelees
Swampfox - August 1, 2013, 9:24 am
Excepting Alice.
PapaFox - July 31, 2013, 7:36 pm
Gotta love Arlo. Can I get anything I want now? :-)
spacedog - July 31, 2013, 6:00 pm
I don't want to die, I just wanna ride my motorcy.........cle. =)
GaryO - July 31, 2013, 8:36 am
Heeeey, biker dude on the left has TWO ringers?…and his pants are darn near zipped up….I hated that guy.


INSPIRATIONAL SPEECHES -




HUMOR HER - I'm drunk...I'm armed...I'm off my meds. You had better make your message really, really sweet.




VODKA MARKETING -


TAGS: russian bride drink
Rating: 4.64/5

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agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 7:59 pm
Masterfully captioned! 5L!


VACATION -




BRIDE'S MESSAGE TO GROOM - Guess what sweetheart ? Game over ...




MUSTACHE RIDES - They're Both About To Take One


TAGS: mustache ride sexy chicks
Rating: 3/5

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PixieStickNinja - January 11, 2010, 7:41 pm
I suspected!
GreyScorpion - January 11, 2010, 7:23 pm
that's culos back there!!!


Wall Ride -




MARRIAGE -


TAGS: life time wedding bride goth chain neck death
Rating: 2.5/5

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mooooooooooooooo - May 31, 2009, 2:25 am
repost with lamer text.


MEMORIES -


TAGS: last forever bike ride
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - February 16, 2012, 8:36 am

awesome fors


PRIDE -


TAGS: pride causes neener pain
Rating: 4.84/5

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440wakeup - October 27, 2010, 5:50 am
I heard tell that if a lion gets its fangs kicked out its helpless.....I guess the other 500lbs of raw savage muscle, and Razor sharp claws mean nothing. I guess the remaining teeth are made out of nerf.
Cubbybear - October 26, 2010, 10:15 am
This is why male lions rarely hunt.


SUBMARINES -




WORTH IT -


TAGS: bike ride smile
Rating: 4.62/5

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COSPLAY WEDDING -


TAGS: bride groom fun doom cubby
Rating: 4.5/5

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Anonymous2 - August 7, 2010, 11:27 pm
Okay, I know that Disney bought Marvel, and Marvel & DC have teamed up on rare occasions, but why are Danger Mouse, Bubbles & Buttercup of the Powerpuff Girls, and Sally Jupiter of the Watchmen there?


Be a wanker -


TAGS: wanker pride fapfap
Rating: 4.5/5

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RexyD - April 22, 2013, 12:53 am
Feint of heart - is that when you're only pretending to love someone?


TIME FOR A CORN DOG AND FUNNEL CAKE -




OUR MARRIAGE - My wife submits and I obey. She always lets me have her way.




THE CHASE -




BIRTHPLACE - The most idiotic of things to act smug about.


TAGS: national pride
Rating: 4.18/5

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lesterinside - April 1, 2010, 12:02 pm
i regret asking.
thatonechick - April 1, 2010, 12:02 pm
Yeah, now that I've touched you. You've been begging for months!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 1, 2010, 12:00 pm
TOC touched me in my bathing suit area!!!.....I feel so much better now.
thatonechick - April 1, 2010, 11:58 am
Hey! I distinctly remember telling you I'd delete it if it was too uncool.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 1, 2010, 11:56 am
Abuse of authority is what happened...
thatonechick - April 1, 2010, 11:52 am
Hilarity, that's what happened!
lesterinside - April 1, 2010, 11:48 am
what happened yesterday?
thatonechick - April 1, 2010, 11:44 am
*scowls* Remember what happened yesterday? :P
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 1, 2010, 11:42 am
Sammich?
thatonechick - April 1, 2010, 11:38 am
@me: I love you, TOC! *kissie*
thatonechick - April 1, 2010, 11:37 am
@Moo: I'm not really a cook... can I buy you some home cooking? @lester: Can you do that thing where you put all your weight on your neck with your legs straight up in the air? Looks painful.
lesterinside - April 1, 2010, 11:34 am
Just part of my Yoga exercise TOC. wooooossshhaaaa wwwoooooshhhaaaaa woooooooshaaaaa
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 1, 2010, 11:34 am
Yep....food and or booze....I'd kill children for some home cooking.
thatonechick - April 1, 2010, 11:31 am
@Moo: Food? @lester: Talking to inanimate objects again, are we?
lesterinside - April 1, 2010, 11:28 am
@the poster. East or west or far east, what happened before will always affect the future, the newer generation, and the worst thing we can do is put another brick in the wall.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 1, 2010, 11:25 am
Hey!...I'm a good guy....I'll pull out your chair, I wash dishes, I'll even put the toilet seat down. As long as there's something in it for me.....wink wink, nudge,nudge.
lesterinside - April 1, 2010, 11:03 am
LOL.
thatonechick - April 1, 2010, 11:01 am
There is no such thing as "good guys." :P I'm just upset about this comma by my name now. :(
lesterinside - April 1, 2010, 10:57 am
LOL. See TOC, we're the good guys. *whistling*
lesterinside - April 1, 2010, 10:55 am
I remember being disconnected while in the process of posting the comment on mr. Airman's poster.
thatonechick - April 1, 2010, 10:55 am
HA!
Kung-Fu Devil - April 1, 2010, 10:52 am
I've worked out what's wrong. I kept this screen open, but logged out on another tab. Maybe when I clicked the link from my email, I was automatically signed out for some reason.
lesterinside - April 1, 2010, 10:50 am
LOL. I am not sure how it happened. must be a glitch.
thatonechick - April 1, 2010, 10:49 am
Nope. I can't comment while logged out.
thatonechick - April 1, 2010, 10:48 am
@KFD: That's not supposed to be possible either... I'm so confused.
lesterinside - April 1, 2010, 10:47 am
Me and my big mouth.
Kung-Fu Devil - April 1, 2010, 10:47 am
For some reason I wasn't signed in when I commented. I didn't realise until I got an email saying "" had commented on my motifake.
thatonechick - April 1, 2010, 10:45 am
You guys are obviously trying to skirt the motifake rules. Instant banishment for you, then.
lesterinside - April 1, 2010, 10:43 am
Happened to me while im commenting on one of mr. airman's poster yesterday. guest
thatonechick - April 1, 2010, 10:41 am
No, I'm a chubby one. Um, no, with the comment and it's anonymity . Really, how?
Kung-Fu Devil - April 1, 2010, 10:39 am
Not you, obviously ;)
thatonechick - April 1, 2010, 10:39 am
How in the hell did you do that?
thatonechick - April 1, 2010, 10:38 am
HEY
TheTrashHeap - April 1, 2010, 12:22 am
awwwwwwwwwwwww were the big bad American kids picking on you KFD? Do you want to call your mommy to pick you up?
CANADA - March 31, 2010, 7:45 pm
I was talking to Kspace not KFD
Reason - March 31, 2010, 7:44 pm
The flag is the E.U. asshole, which basically turns them in the United States East
CANADA - March 31, 2010, 7:43 pm
And you are still a doucher
Kspace - March 31, 2010, 7:33 pm
Europe is a continent, not a country. 1L
Densaku - March 31, 2010, 5:11 pm
Should be posted in any country bashing flamewar in progress. 5L.
Bartimaeus - March 31, 2010, 2:16 pm
Bloody brilliant! 5/5
forseti - March 31, 2010, 1:41 pm
great one!! 5L
mule2772 - March 31, 2010, 1:34 pm
Comparing Dubya to Hitler = 1L at the best.


PRAISE THE LOWERED -


TAGS: our lord his ride
Rating: 4.06/5

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Reality Lord - February 22, 2012, 11:38 am

i want....THAT car...:). tribute day is the 28th....hang onto something guys.
GaryO - February 22, 2012, 10:56 am
thanx feaz
Feasibly - February 22, 2012, 10:51 am
5 Praises To The Lowered ;)


MARRIAGE -




HERE KITTY -


TAGS: kitty ride
Rating: 3.09/5

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DOWNSIZING -


TAGS: fly away little dim bunny your ride is here
Rating: 3.04/5

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Faceplant31 - July 15, 2010, 7:30 pm
Such a bad ass pic.


JESUS - He probably rode dinosaurs.


TAGS: jesus christ christianity religion religous dino saurs dinosaurs ride rode riding funny hilarious comic comics comical laugh laughing laughs
Rating: 2.74/5

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xxx - January 8, 2009, 11:51 am
rsptor jesus was born when jesus has...... ahh, im sure you dont want do hear THAT
Nobody - October 6, 2008, 7:48 pm
And thus, Raptor Jesus was born.


KNIGHT INDUSTRIES TWO THOUSAND - Proving your car is smarter thhan you Since 1982




HOOKERS - Don't let your bride find out you slept with one at you bachelor party.




existence -


TAGS: pawn pride life
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - September 16, 2013, 5:48 pm
Checkmate! 5
BobbEdwards - September 16, 2013, 2:39 pm
Better to die on your feet than to live on your knee5


INDEFATIGABLE - LET IT SNOW, LET IT SNOW


TAGS: bike ride for holidays
Rating: 4.93/5

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maoworks2 - June 26, 2013, 2:03 pm
Oh Yah Better Than This Heat !
MissPriss - December 9, 2012, 5:05 pm
Nice one Ug!


Leadership -


TAGS: lion facepalm pride failure redux
Rating: 4.88/5

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Greeny - June 15, 2015, 8:23 pm
Pay cometh before pride... thank goodneth
spacedog - April 29, 2013, 10:25 pm
HA! No no, I'm not that clever. This poster was from a few days back when we had the reset. I just couldn't find the image again, so this one had to do.
MissPriss - April 29, 2013, 10:20 pm
Not sure but it feels like a few 5L clues that says you're talking about motifake...teehee!


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